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.. except perhaps macho white males who want to control.
Here’s a moment of puerile humour for you:
An old Indian Chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S.government officials sent to interview him. "Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his material wealth. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done." The chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were running it.
No taxes
No debt
plenty buffalo
Plenty beaver
Women did all the work
Medicine man free
Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex."Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
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August 30, 2006 at 2:43 pm
Anonymous
heh heh, plenty beaver
–Bruce
August 31, 2006 at 12:59 am
Anonymous
Bruce. Have you finished your American High School Being Bombed Simulator training yet? Darn you. I thought not. Get busy, Patriot. Time’s a wastin’…