2500 Metres, and Barely Breaking A Sweat

Actually, it’s pretty hard to start sweating when you do intensive swimming as an exercise, but it is possible.

Surely, gentle reader, you must be smelling the same smell I smell?
This is how the mako shark defines a “butt kicking”:
http://www.clubfatass.com/blog/jon-husband/the-2006-kits-pool-5k-challenge

Burp !

Oh, was that a Mako shark I just ate ? Pass me the Pepto-Bismol, please.